By Dylan, Griffin, and Jason
Controversial, incendiary opinions on current sports stories:
On Tom Brady:
Dylan: Robert Griffin III will win more Super Bowls than Tom Brady. Tom Brady is too old.
Griffin: Geno Smith is better than Tom Brady.
Jason: Tom Brady is the best football player in history.
On Jacoby Ellsbury:
Griffin: He will be better because he is now playing for the Yankees.
Jason: The Yankees will beat the Red Sox next year because they have Ellsbury.
Dylan: Ellsbury is selfish because he wanted more money instead of winning another World Series.
On Rajon Rondo:
Jason: They should trade Rondo for a bunch of players.
Dylan: Danny Ainge doesn't care about his players, so he'll trade Rajon Rondo.
Griffin: Fire Danny Ainge because he doesn't care about his players.
On The 2014 Sochi Olympics:
Griffin: U.S. Figure Skating and Hockey will crush the Russians and Canadians.
Jason: The Sochi Olympics are the most embarrassing thing ever.
Dylan: The Olympics shouldn't be in Russia because there is a threat of terrorism.
On Tim Tebow:
Jason: Someone should sign Tim Tebow because attention is good and fun.
Dylan: I'm surprised Tebow even made it to the NFL in the first place.
Griffin: Nobody should sign Tim Tebow because he can't throw.
On Derek Jeter's Retirement:
Dylan: He should have retired after last season - he's as old as Yoda.
Griffin: If he kept playing he would ruin his legacy.
Jason: He should keep playing because he makes the Yankees an elite team.
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